On another note, after my birthday visit to the zoo I was posting my photo's and while listing goofy captions to accompany these candid animal portraits, the realization slapped me in the face that they're all media-inspired. Given the nature of this blog, I'm simply flabber-gasted and kind of hurt that sarcasm cannot possibly be effectively conveyed through the written word for its lack of vocal tone. I welcomed myself back from my mini-tangent and figured a photo album would be a lovely addition to demonstrate just how subliminally the media washes over my life and intrudes on virtually every thought that crosses my mind. Enjoy.
"Bella Swan...er, I mean Jacob Black...ok, no, really, Black Swan."
**It will excruciatingly pain me if I have to reveal the source of this ridiculously overrated pop culture reference, speaking of which, a LONG blog is in the works on my experience with the stay-at-home mom turned female "literary" sensation, Stephenie Meyer. You'd be wise to prepare yourself for the impending brutality of it all.
"The Dingo who ate your baby."
"Morla: The Sneezy Tortoise"
"I only have eyes...for you. Shu-bop Shu-bop."
"Don't look now, there's a monkey on your back."
"Eye of the Tiger."
"When I was a young warthog..."
I really agonized over whether or not to reference Kevin, the rainbow-brite-wannabe-chocolate-loving-male-assumed-Mama bird from "Up" but let's face it, she's no peacock, despite their almost identical mating calls. Erego, I have no quote for this but it was really too cool to omit :)
"I shot the sheriff, but I didn't shoot no deputy." (The thumbnail might be a bit small to distinguish but this quote is purely cornrow-inspired.)
"Daniel-san, you all wet behind ear."
"I think you're really beautiful and I feel warm when I'm around you and my tongue swells up."
You catch my drift.
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